7/12/2005

Wonka Cakes...

These things are evil. I seriously think the purple filling is made with crack. I bought these on Sunday. The box now resides in my trash. I ate 4 of them yesterday. (No wonder, I wasn't hungry for dinner.) It seemed like every couple of hours...there I was back at the pantry...looking to get another one. I know your thinking wow...these must be good. Not really. I think they fill the middle with crack...so you'll want to go back for more. Maybe that's why I have a headache today. I'm going through crack withdrawl.

7 Comments:

Blogger da buttah said...

honestly? it's the depp. he's so hot that he draws you into him. you aren't addicted to the wonka cakes. nay nay. you are addicted to his hotness...his gorgeous big brown eyes.....his incredible cheek bones.

i must buy wonka cakes now.

12:27 PM, July 12, 2005  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

Its common knowledge all candy as some form of crack, crank, or smack in it.

12:43 PM, July 12, 2005  
Blogger Rob said...

Woah I got hooked on something similar last year. Purple chocolate with green fizzy bits in it. They were reduced to about 10p each at this shop in town and I bought loads. I think about five quids worth o_O

I think they were reduced because they had some drug in it which was most probably unsafe... I haven't seen them in the shops since...

2:14 PM, July 12, 2005  
Blogger Shanshu said...

I will heed your warning, and avoid Wonka Cakes! Thank you!

Now, make sure you try Gatorade and Rum...

4:26 PM, July 12, 2005  
Blogger Matt said...

Anyone got a golden ticket yet?

6:14 PM, July 12, 2005  
Blogger Rob said...

LOL Yeah Joey they were, so addictive too! I wished they brought them back. What is with Wonka sweets and chocolate being so nice?

3:52 AM, July 13, 2005  
Blogger Bashful Blue said...

I'm telling you...they fill it with crack. :)

8:20 AM, July 13, 2005  

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